Dear Ex: An Open Letter
Your call today came as a great surprise to me, being that we haven’t spoken in more than three months. I would be lying if I said I haven’t been thinking of you lately; You cross my mind in passing quite often, and I’ve wondered how life has been treating you and how you’ve been adjusting to all the changes. It was nice to hear that not much has changed for you. Yes, I said "nice". It means I am not missing much afterall. I don't wallow in your misery, but as far as the “healing process” goes, nothing helps more than knowing your ex is still scraping the bottom, just as you were when we broke up. I have come far, and you…haven’t. Please, don’t think me bitter, because I’m not. The good person in me truly wants better for you, to know that you’ve turned your life around and become an upstanding citizen. The scorned woman you left behind, however, is dancing in her panties knowing that you haven’t changed shit since we split, and that the dumb girl you’re ‘sooo